Priest gets to the ticket window at the train station
and is faced with a rather busty young ticket clerk
wearing a VERY low cut blouse - with a foot or so of
The ticket clerk looks up, sees the priest trying not
to stare at her decollete (sp?), and embarassed tries
to cover "them up" while apologizing profusely to the
The priest tells her not to worry, it didn't bother him
"So what can I do for you today father?" she asks
"Why, I'll take two pickets to Tittsburg please."
A priest on the way to visit an ill parishiner in the sleazier
part of town finds he has no nickels for the parking meter.
He rings the door bell of the nearest door - and is greated
by a madame - the place being a "house of ill repute." The
heavily made up madame wearing a wail bone corset, garter
belt and fishnet stockings - sees the priests collar and
turns beet red, stuttering and mumbling an apology.
The priest tells her to think nothing of it. God loves ALL
his children and sees them only in their natural state
of grace and innocence.
How can I help you father? - the madame asks.
Have you two nipples for this dime?