Need plans for a Deathbed

[onestepinthegrave]

I am getting old and soon my time will be up. I want to prepare now. The first thing I want to build is my deathbed. Where can I get the plans?

[2fatty]

Just email Joat, he'll help you out....

[Teamcasa]

Ask wife to clean the shotgun. Get into your old bed. Add one (or two) very friendly girls. Stir for ten minutes. Invite the wife in.

Dave

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[Larry Bud]

[rickluce]

I just pissed myself.

[AAvK]

LOL sounds close to the king David treatment, they should be virgins, and a sacrifice made.

[squarei4dtoolguy]

Har-har-har-Hee-hee-hoo!

He may not help with the deathbed but he will probably tell you where to go when you're done with it.

Tom in KY, I'm not gonna' E-mail him.

[Leon]