In our fondest dreams ...

[Swingman]

Yes!

[J. Clarke]

e) In order to be allowed to vote in favor of a bill, the legislator must first recite it verbatim and without error from memory. Each legislator must be present for the entire duration of a vote on any bill and must during that time be supporting entirely with his own bodily strength and without mechanical contrivance or assistance of any kind full bound copies of the US Code and the Code of Federal Regulations both printed on 12 pound stock in 12 point Times Roman type. Exception--this is not required to vote in favor of any bill which has no other effect than to repeal a section of the US Code or Code of Federal Regulations.

f) They must perform personally all government-mandated tasks required of a household in the United States and may not delegate any of these tasks to any other person.

g) They must personally deal with all mail addressed to their residence or domicile except that addressed to another named person resident at that location, and may delegate this task to no other person.

[Swingman]

Compilation time ...

[Mark & Juanita]

Short, succinct, and would solve 90% of our problems. Would also add,

e) May not propose any law with a clause that requires any different majority to alter, modify, amend, or repeal than was required to adopt said law.

[Morris Dovey]

So far, so good. I've come to admire what the Swiss have done...

z) No legislation enacted by Congress shall become law except by subsequently obtaining an affirming majority of votes in a general referendum.