Sat, Mar 5, 2005, 10:59am firstname.lastname@example.org (news.east.cox.net)
<snip> My wife suggested trying Target. Being the dutiful husband, off I
Guess what? I found the perfect accessory to use in Target's Kitchen
Goods section. <snip>
Couldn't you at least had the dignity to lie, and say you stole it
from the kitchen, while the wife wasn't looking.
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold