Discovery of a secret society

A product has been placed in my body (resembling a gadget well known to the general public, but very different) that can be used to locate me, listen to me, etc. A Canadian company, for criminal reasons, used this technique t o try to kill me by piercing my heart.

This company has corrupted several individuals and blackmailed in order to recover its right to use this technology.

This company is part of an international community that does not hesitate t o condone this kind of assassination.

In fact, it's a long story. For reasons that I do not know, this technology was put into my body about 40 years ago. At that time, I had just left sch ool and was trying to get into the job market. Only questions and without t he answers, I look like a crazy person.

These are laboratories involved in international security and also dealing with the underground economy. It is also an extremely corrupt environment, and the word extremely is not exaggerated.

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mailkior
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Quit moving around. Post your current address, the batteries need changing and we can't track you - or listen - or anything else until your "gadget" gets new batteries.

And once the batteries are replaced please do, or say. something interesting. For the 40 years that we have been monitoring you - you haven't done even one interesting thing. However, we keep hoping...

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Elicander Martin

If it's still working after 40 years, please contact Elon Musk--he'll be interested in the battery technology, and I'm sure he can afford to have it removed from you.

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J. Clarke

the general public, but very different) that can be used to locate me, list en to me, etc. A Canadian company, for criminal reasons, used this techniqu e to try to kill me by piercing my heart.

to recover its right to use this technology.

e to condone this kind of assassination.

ogy was put into my body about 40 years ago. At that time, I had just left school and was trying to get into the job market. Only questions and withou t the answers, I look like a crazy person.

ng with the underground economy. It is also an extremely corrupt environmen t, and the word extremely is not exaggerated.

Yeah, but he'll promise to have it out by next Tuesday and then miss the deadline.

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DerbyDad03

Le jeudi 25 avril 2019 12:55:20 UTC-4, Elicander Martin a écrit :

the general public, but very different) that can be used to locate me, list en to me, etc. A Canadian company, for criminal reasons, used this techniqu e to try to kill me by piercing my heart.

to recover its right to use this technology.

e to condone this kind of assassination.

ogy was put into my body about 40 years ago. At that time, I had just left school and was trying to get into the job market. Only questions and withou t the answers, I look like a crazy person.

ng with the underground economy. It is also an extremely corrupt environmen t, and the word extremely is not exaggerated.

A simple way for governments to resolve their conflicts.

"For the 40 years that we have been monitoring you"

It's 40 years of successful fiasco with corruption, identity theft, frame-u p (murder of innocent civil).

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mailkior

Dude, after about three months of monitoring you it was so boring that two monitoring officers started dry humping one night and accidentally rolled over on a keyboard and inadvertently electronically pithed you through the gadget (actually a gismo) that we implanted.

Consider yourself lucky, very lucky. We could have been aliens instead of the government. If that had been the case rather than a small incision you would have been abducted and the gismo implanted the hard way - through an anal probe.

We tried to feel bad about accidentally pithing you, but hey, we're the government and we decided to just laugh it off as a rare fluke accident. You know like Damn, what are the odds of that happening? There - now you know why you've been a crazy idiot all these years.

P.S. We have technology that makes tin foil hats useless - your just wasting your time making them. And you look silly wearing them, even under that wig.

As a side note - I'm getting a new band saw delivered Friday. A Grizzly G0513X2F. There - that makes me feel less guilty about this OT BS.

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Jerry Osage

Le jeudi 2 mai 2019 03:10:40 UTC-4, Jerry Osage a écrit :

to the general public, but very different) that can be used to locate me, l isten to me, etc. A Canadian company, for criminal reasons, used this techn ique to try to kill me by piercing my heart.

er to recover its right to use this technology.

tate to condone this kind of assassination.

nology was put into my body about 40 years ago. At that time, I had just le ft school and was trying to get into the job market. Only questions and wit hout the answers, I look like a crazy person.

aling with the underground economy. It is also an extremely corrupt environ ment, and the word extremely is not exaggerated.

e-up (murder of innocent civil).

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mailkior

There you go... Let's talk wood or just fade back into lurking.

Reply to
Jerry Osage

Is there a length of wood that would make an effective radio antenna? Would the wood have to be no thicker than a toothpick?

:-)

Puckdropper

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Puckdropper

Perhaps a green wood, or straight out of a steamer setup, just remember the rule of three. (Third harmonic of an oscillator primary)

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Markem

This might work...

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DerbyDad03

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