(Yeah, well, duh doofus. If you think for a minute any of those prices are actual figures, you and I need to do some dealing. I have something to sell you. I just haven't figured out what it is yet. :)
Oh, I meant to say $50. That's a much better price for a bag of mildly salty water.
And $7 an hour is well above minimum wage. :)
(Just for the record, I wasn't trying to convey a feeling of incompetent minimum wage nurses, but one of grossly underpaid professional nurses. The earning potential in this corner of the world sucks. Though not as bad as it sucks in, say, South Carolina.)