The local Scout hut had a problem with the emegency lighting.
It turned out that one of the lights was full of water. Further investigations showed the lead flashing on te extention was missing.
Any non pc suggestions as to what happened to the flashing?
Acid rain?
Oh dear, sounds like a poverty stricken traveller to me.
Brian
Don't think you have to go very far to get very non-PC when you mix flashing and scouts...
Pinched by a randy electrician who wanted to meet the nice lady scoutmistress again.
Owain
I did not pinch the lead flashing.
But yes, I spent the night with her again. She even bought me a doner kebab as a thank you for fixing the emergency lighting.
careful with that chilli sauce Eugene....
Jim K
Did this traveller defy gravity during the process, or did it crash?
AWEM
you may not have pinched the flashing, but did you pinch the scout mistress, and if so what was the reaction
AWEM
"I did not have sex with that woman"
No doubt Brian has been fiddling with gravity again and it flew off at a tanned gent.
Is there any sine of that?
I don't think he will haversine at all.
No, but Adam socked it to 'er. (SOHCAHTOA)
Owain
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