Wives and mice

Dec 25, 2003 32 Replies

you can still have humane mouse traps that kill the little blighters can't you ? (certainly humane compared to what I'd do to it with my power planer)

Ant.

A liquidiser is much more fun, and you probably have less chance of having your fingers nibbled as you can just drop the little sod in and put the top on.

PoP

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Yes - but to go back into the trap?

Perhaps it thought it was a bus ...

Mary

Wifey would just lurv that!

Mary

No, it'd be OK, he'd put milk in as well.....

.andy

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And sugar?

And an egg and a tot of something strong ... it would be as good as Baileys with a prettier colour.

Mary

Smart mouse. It gets a free dinner of bait, and a healthy walk back afterwards.

Darwinian theory says you should kill the mouse.

That way its behaviour never gets replicated.

There's a joke around here somewhere....let's see.....what's green and goes round at 90mph?

PoP

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Pudding, we bait ours with Nuttella.

In article , PoP writes

Strangely enough the original mouse was caught using bread soaked in Baileys.

Ah! That's a good use for it :-)

Mary

Ah! That's a good use for it :-)

Mary

PoP, don't tell me you've seen

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