What is web site where I can enquire about phone masts, flood plain etc?

[tony sayer]

In article , Mike Mitchell writes

Chances these days you wouldn't know one if you looked at it as per...

for the section that sez why you cant see the masts for the trees!.

[Mike Mitchell]

Well, he couldn't really exist for any real purpose, so they must have disguised him as something or other.

MM