Long gone are the days when the apprentices would turn up for work on a Monday morning with hangovers, VD, black eyes, having spent a night in the cells, woken up next to a fat bird etc
These days they turn up in the morning with a cappuccino made with mummy's special milk and a bottle of mineral water for later.
I have one apprentice with potential. I got him some false ID so that he can get into pubs and nightclubs.
With a bit of luck he will turn up on Monday morning unable to do anything and I will then give him the "bacon sandwich fixes everything" lesson, tell him not to speed until midday in case the cops stop him and then show him how to wire a fire alarm.