Way OT - homoeopathic shower gel?

[Bob Eager]

Triclosan is apparently very common:

[Peter Parry]

And you let it go down the drain? How utterly irresponsible. How long before the Atlantic turns to smelly jelly? All your fault you know. Mind you with all the other undetectable traces of every affliction known already in the sea then following homeopathetic principles we should shortly be able to both wash and be cured of everything by paddling in its new jelly like consistency.