Uses for an angry grinder part I

[Phil]

:-

[David WE Roberts]

have called for a jeweller.

Of course it might have been a standard sex aid which had been pessimistically undersized ;-)

[Tim Watts]

" angle grinder, on pipe, on todger.

[dennis]

I would have thought that there would be no need to actually touch wheel to metal, it would scare the ring off.

[Paul - xxx]

Heh, I think my tackle would simply curl up and beat a hasty retreat at the thought ....

[Tim Watts]

Or scare the attached old-man out!

[Nick Odell]

I see that the patient was given an anesthetic first: presumably so he'd have been unconcious while all this was going on.

If you want another, similar case to chortle at, just click the link marked 'Wigan' in the 'bootnote' under that story.

Nick

[David WE Roberts]

If it was a penis ring then presumably it was performing to design - i.e. however jaded and disinterested the wearer, the tackle stays at attention. In which case an undersized (and therfore difficult to remove) ring could cause all sorts of problems. Not the least being eventual gangreen :-( Then again........

[Grimly Curmudgeon]