I will be swapping an electrics shower tomorrow for one of the best looking women I have ever seen.
Although we have a problem. I asked her what size the existing shower is and she has just got back in touch to tell me.
Apparently the shower is 31cm by 16cm. And she is not a blonde.
Seems like a fair exchange if you're after a dirty life :-)
I'd swap an electric shower for a good-looking woman any day :-)
When I was at University in Edinburgh, a blonde friend told me she was getting a small room converted into a shower room. Looking at the location, I mused 'where will they run the water supply in from?'
'Oh, no need for that. It's totally electric!'.
Tell her the manufacturer requires a 2 person test drive as part of the commissioning, or the warranty's void :)
Extra points if you can charge her for the time
On Sep 28, 7:37=A0pm, "ARWadsworth"
Quite important if the tiling is round the shower rather than behind it.
Women think about these things :-)
Owain
I have a brand new Triton t90i in a box - what woman could I get for that?
Dont forget to help her when she commissions it
Just swapped the shower. And she was wearing a new and rather expensive engagement ring. I am really pleased for her.
And as always her arse looked bloody fantastic. She does not like calling her Malteser though.
an overweight slag from bermondsey, for about 15 minutes.
phone camera not working?
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