Surely an angle grinder was used instead of a circular saw to cut a nut?

Was she a washer woman?

Nut screws washer and bolts

The angry woman screwed the nut onto her unfaithful husband's penis at night "while he was sleeping deeply in their bed" is a Ukrainian to English translation of "whilst he was pissed".

BTW thanks for that one. Some years ago a bloke in Barnsley got a ball bearing stuck on his knob (fell down the stairs and his dressing gown flew open and he accidentally landed on the ball bearing at the bottom of the stairs).

The fire brigade went to Koyo in Dodworth and had a practice with some of their ball bearings before they cut it off.

This was in the days you could just walk into most hospitals at night and enter almost any ward unchallenged.

Oh its silly season again is it. Copious amounts of cold water and some lube should be all you needed for goodness sake. I do wonder at some peoples stupidity. Brian

In days gone by a new apprentice in the old linen mills would have been de-bagged by a number of the mill girls. While one 'flashed'him another slipped a milk bottle on to his erect member. Laughs all round

With any appendange, once you restrict the blood flow it swells a lot, making removal difficult to impossible. Hospitals are familiar with this sort of incident, it's more often a ring on a finger.

Or in this case, a nut on a stud!