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Dec 25, 2020
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No, that was what Gareth got.
Long time since Gareth was 50, the rancid old wanker is 70 in a few months.
F*ck off, Stewart.
They might work as nutcrackers but on the same theme, these would probably be better:
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Cheers, T i m
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As I suspect do most to, or certainly on most small things.
Is that a working model railway, like a N/T Gauge?
Cheers, T i m
Yes well there are several Apple problems still in IOs 14. Spurious alerts and notifications. The graphics and text recognition in voice over still operates when its supposed to be turned off. Weird focus issues when opening some apps that worked before. OK many are minor but they still are irritating. Brian
That was very kind.
I got a coat.
Lou got a new cooker.
You wrapped the cooker and put it under the tree?
And then as soon it was unwrapped, you wired it in and then Lou cooked your christmas dinner on it?
Lou wired it in last week when I was at work.
But.. but, this is kitchen work and subject to part P!
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Kitchens have niot been a special location since the deregulation package came into force in 2013
And she did a very good job of it. Wiring it in I mean - not cooking Christmas dinner.
So you did a full EICR then on the completed works then :-)
Well I told her the turkey was crap.
Well, she can't be good at everything.
It's being greedy to expect a woman who can do wiring, sex and cooking.
If you're lucky you get cooking and everything else is DIY.
Owain
perhaps it was a tofurkey instead? :-)
A razor sharp knife and lot of alcohol.
What could possibly go wrong?
Andy
I got a very tasty Chinese off Grindr. Terribly sweet but not very filling.
Food none of which I like. Brian
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