RIP Alan B'Stard

Jun 09, 2014 39 Replies

Oh, I dunno. Just with a 16yr delay.

Wife's grandmother over in France a very intelligent lady, teacher she was, had a stoke and it left her very much as you describe your mum Dave.

Except that state lasted all of 7 years before she finally passed away:(.

She was lovingly tended to by her husband, he looked after her every need, had to feed wash and dress her and attended to her shall we say bodily waste needs. Couldn't leave her alone for a moment and he did just that, the only outside help he would accept was his daughter to stay with her whilst he went shopping..

When she finally passed away it was an awful sight she was very thin and her skin was almost transparent poor soul. Soon after she died he simply just gave up living and that was that, one of the most pleasant lovely blokes around he was too, a very brave resistance fighter in the war too!.

Thats about the only time I wish I was fluent in French to have had a few more detailed conversations with him..

R.I.P. Louise and Amman .......

Agreed. People die every day, it's one of the only certainties of life. You don't hear about all of them. OK this chap might have been in the public eye so reporting his death has some value but the rest? Respect the families privacy please.

TBH I've been wondering who Alan B'Stard was, appears to be a ficticious character played by Rik Mayall. I *am* aware of Rik Mayall, Young Ones etc...

Knowing how someone has died can help you from 'going the same way'

Soem think the most daggerous thing you can do is sitting in front of the TV, perhaps that's what killed him.

If it's due to riding a quadbike, snorting coke, or whistling national athams I'd like to know so I can aviod doing those things. This is especially true for those younger than him and fondley remmeber him on

Alan B'Stard was Rik's best character.

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Absolutely! the only on I liked :-)

Never knowingly saw Alan B'Stard. Rick and Flashheart are about the only ones I remember.

/ > Alan B'Stard was Rik's best character. > > Absolutely! the only on I liked :-)

Never knowingly saw Alan B'Stard. Rick and Flashheart are about the only ones I remember.

--Cheers Dave./q

Richie rich?

Jim K

Not even Drop Dead Fred (no pun intended). He played that part so well.

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Having just watched the trailer I can confirm that The New Statesman was the only one I liked.

Note to self, buy Jim Carey a quad bike . . . .

I particularly recall how he helped Mrs B'stard get the timing right for the soft boiled quail's eggs....

Still waiting to learn what is supposed to be so wonderful about quails' eggs. Just taste like small hens' eggs to me, but of course I'm a notorious Philistine.

No need. We can go a 1/3 each.

I hate Jim Carey, too. (Apart from The Truman Show, which was quite good.)

Bugger. I forgot about the Truman Show.

What about "Bruce Almighty" ?

BTW, it's Jim Carrey.

It's a good reason for buying Jim a quad.

It's not the taste but the timing. I put the alarm clock on for 5am so that I can correctly time the soft boiled Ostrich eggs before I leave for work at

6am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have fond memories of Grim Tales. First example I found on YouTube here:

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