Really Need Your Help

[getyourmoneyback]

I'm Gareth. I live in the UK & I'm married with two boys aged 4 & 6.

I've just found out that my wife has been defrauding the company she works for, has lost her job and criminal proceedings will be issued against her unless the amount obtained is paid back in full ASAP.

The amount owing is =A345,000(around $90,000). I've been doing my sums and I reckon we could remortgage the house and get an extra =A330,000 ($60,000) but that still leaves us =A315,000($30,000 ) short.

Although my wife earned a good wage, she is a compulsive spender. To be honest, if it wasnt for the boys I dont know what I would do. My biggest fear obviously is loosing the house.

I am at my wits end. I have had to sell the kids presents plus any other things lying around the house that we have to get rid of.

Do you guys have any ideas?

I have heard of an American woman who set up a website where people could make donations and this eventually cleared her debt.

Do you guys think this might work? I havent a clue what to do next and my brain is so frazzled, these are the kind of ideas I have been reduced to.

I'm ashamed to have to do this but if you feel you could make a donation through your Paypal account the email address to send money to is [e-mail]

Thanks for your time everyone

Gareth

[George]

Thanks for your time everyone

Gareth

Your're are a total wanker,that was the whole point of this posting wasnt it. Not only are you a sponger your wifes a bloody thief.

If you believe all that s**te mind.

[Stuart Noble]

Use any money you get to have your wife bumped off

[Skipweasel]

The same bloke who was pushing dodgy "free" PPV football sites a few years ago.

[Brian G]

Ask BT to refund your monthly subscription - what they charge for their services would probably resolve your problem.

Brian G

[Onetap]

No, Gareth. She'd be charged and prosecuted regardless of whether any money was repaid. The company would start civil proceedings to recover their money.

If she existed, that is.

Do one, c*ut.

You're welcome. Have a nice day now.

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember [e-mail] saying something like:

Should've worn a rubber, mate.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Divorce her or you will have to pay.

I'd be more worried about losing it.

That was a smart move.

presents

oh..missed that..

Do you own a canoe?

Andf made her very rich.

Divorce your wife, get custody of the kids, and declare bankruptcy.

Fuck you.

[Stephen Howard]

Sounds like you need cheering up...here ya go...

To the tune of "My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean" and in the style of Alfred P. Doolittle (Stanley Holloway).

My wife's gorn an' nicked loadsa money an' spent in on dresses an' shoes, the worst of it is they don't fit me, I can't even buy any booze.

Bring back, bring back, bring back my money to me, to me. Lend it, spend it, send all yer money to me.

I've thought up this little earner, I'll get on the net an' I'll beg, the suckers will send me their moolah, I'll buy no more cheap suits off the peg.

Bring back, bring back, bring back my money to me, to me. Lend it, spend it, send all yer money to me.

Me kids are all starvin' an' manky, we ain't 'ad a bean for a while, so send me yer cash an' I'll thank 'ee an' buy me a new stately pile.

Bring back, bring back, bring back my money to me, to me. Lend it, spend it, send all yer money to me.

It seems that they fink I'm a crackpot, my plan looked like crap an' it sucked, I won't get no gelt out of this lot, I guess I'm complet-erly f.....d.

Bring back, bring back, bring back my money to me, to me. Lend it, spend it, send all yer money to me... Oh send orl yer munnnnnnnyyyyy......taaaaaa meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Oi fank yew..

[ac1951]

You need my simple 4 step plan

1. Go ahead and re mortgage your house.
2. Send the money to me.
3. I will invest it on your behalf.
4. I'll be in touch when I have been able to cover your loss.

Your freindly neighbourhood conman. Billy Burglar