Re: The most beautiful sound in the world

Were's the big explosion? Aren't quotes from the Koran traditionally followed by a big explosion?

Is a Merlin engine at full bore as it passes over you.

Here is the news.

There has been a coordinated simultaneous nuclear strike on all centres of religion throughout the world. Billions of religious f*****ts are dead.

The powers that be have declared this to be a stunning success with every objective achieved. Never before have we seen such effective use of ethnic cleansing.

There is no more religion. There will be no more wars. There will be no more praying to some pretend person such as a 7th century kiddie fiddler, no more coverups at the vatican, just lots of dust clearance, no more suicide bombers, no more Arab Israeli conflict, no more Songs of Praise, no disturbed sleep on a Sunday morning as the bells have been silenced, no more my pretend person is better than your pretend person.

This has also been an instant solution to the problems of overpopulation, malnutrition, mass migration, immigration. The sanctimonious f****it Bono will have nothing to preach about and has announced he can now start filling in his tax form. The Daily Mail has ceased publication with immediate effect.

The rest of this news bulletin and every news bulletin in the future will be filled with stories about cute fluffy kittens

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Excellent stuff! lol

We can dream...

Max Quad scribbled...

The moss will have some animal life living in it. Birds pull up the moss to look for a meal. Crows/rooks will throw the moss off the roof.

But not if you are (foolishly) rodding from the downstrean end!

Dare one ask in which direction....?

Jim K

Nowadays, it's most likely to be going from left to right or right to left, what with air display rules being what they are.

Why is it Griffon doesn't sound as good?

Andy