Because I'm not as stupid as you, it's pretty easy to fool the stupid. Show a person a picture of a duck and ask them what it is and they'll say a duck, while I'll say it's a picture of a duck it is't a real duck it;s a picture of a duck, while you say no it's a real duck everyone that hasn;t asnwered teh Q are teh majority and they haven't said it's a picture so therfor it is a duck. And yuo can use one of those duck calls as much as you like but you still won't convince me that a picture of a duck is a real duck. And the original phrase was it swims like a duck NOT walk like a duck.
of course this is from the person that said the referedum ballot question was who wants a change?
A toy duck is a toy duck.
At least I can tell the difernce what is your problem(s)