Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a
> rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a
> stool at the bar.
> Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
> Eric: - What's that then?
> Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
> Eric: - Nope.
> Phil: - Well then, you're a w@nker
Now that made me laugh out loud....