Promession

[Patrick Hardlentil]

And PeterC was like:

Arf.

[Robert E A Harvey]

Sorry? I'd rather assumed that had already happened.

[Sn!pe]

I was thinking more a back-flip or two and a bit of tap-dancing. It's the knees, y'know, they lend themselves to it. They can do wonderful things with clockwork these days.

[Sn!pe]

Everyone's got to earn a living somehow. [passes hat]

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

was a proposal to delete this article on the grounds it reads like a commercial. However, my opinion is that it simply informs - I had no idea what promession was until I read it. I wonder who proposed it be deleted - the traditional undertakers, perhaps? They are very conservative and really don't like anyone with a new idea trying to intrude on their territory.

[Richard Robinson]

Nor had I.

Cemeteries don't grow on trees, y'know.

[Patrick Hardlentil]

And [e-mail] (Sn!pe) was like:

Well, if you will insist on eating it...

[Andy Champ]

No, they grow under them. (Google for "woodland burial")

Andy

[Sn!pe]

That caps it all, I felt that.

[Ahem A Rivet's Shot]

Oh we're brim full now, let's carry on ahead and see if we can hit a peak.

[Ivan D. Reid]

On Tue, 21 Aug 2012 21:48:28 +0100, Sn!pe wrote in :

I can sense the advent of a local derby for the worst headgear pun.

[Nick Odell]

What will you dears talka bout next eh?

Nick

[Nick Odell]

The beret idea of it!

Nick

[Jeff Drabble]

This thread will fezzle out in no time.

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

Meet him at the Homburger van, then.

We need the stets on that.

[Marcus Houlden]

On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 01:19:29 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote the following to uk.misc:

Careful or it might descend into a titfer tat war.

(Oh, and hello to Nick. Long time no see)

mh.

[Jeff Drabble]

That would be fascinating.

J

[Robert E A Harvey]

I can't crown that.

[R C Nesbit]

Grimly Curmudgeon spoke:

Roger Fedora's won more games than Murray?

[Sn!pe]

You won't cowl the hoods in here.