Pilot light off in summer?

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Has Rod bought a computer program to read usenet for him and gone outbac= king?

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Thought so.

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We used to have Empires run by Emperors. Then Kingdoms run by Kings. Now we have Countries.....

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What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on razor blades.

What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in the corner? The same baby a month later.

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They're still using 78s in the outback.

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I've never had a problem with drugs, I've had problems with the police. - Keith Richards

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You've just noticed that Rod is in fact Rod? My god, you'd better write that down for posterity.

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I'm not writing anything, he's talking to himself. Pitiful really.

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He can't be on the dole, he can afford an Iphone. You need a mortgage to buy one of those overpriced things.

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How come when I was on the dole I never got anything like enough to buy = fancy shit like that?

I'm not stupid enough to buy any Iphones. My phone was free, or could b= e bought on Ebay for =A320.

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Then there was the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.

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Thy either give you the money or they don't.

Trolls are the ones that edit other peoples' posts.

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They make the rules, not me.

Grow up.

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I guess you do then.