SWIMBO wandered into the kitchen this morning and said "I've been looking through the IKEA catalogue".
>>>SHIVERS
Phrases that chill the spine.....
Dec 29, 2005
42 Replies
"We seem to have a problem".
But mentally translate the "We" into..... guess who.
" We could get a little man in to do it?"
Don't you mean..."it'll only take 5 minutes".
-- Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite
It's only electricity...how hard can it be?
I've been thinking...
How about, if you...
Well, next door have...
Remember when I asked you about...
You know that I have never liked that...
That's more like red rag to a bull....
"The test shows blue"!!
dg
My wife's usual one is "I've been thinking,...".
When are you going to finish...
All these tools and you keep using the same one.
-- Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite
ROFL
"Have you started ye..........
No sorry, wrong topic, alt.inadequency > way.
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:43:12 GMT,it is alleged that "david lang" spake thusly in uk.d-i-y:
"I called you because I'm sure it's nothing major but ..."
Followed by "the house caught fire" or similar :-|
No, I darent mention them. shiver!
NT
While you're here, could you just...?
But that's the phrase every tradesman loves...
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