Just been asked by a relative to replace very old wired fuse board with new mcb consumer unit. I expect the Part P Police to be knocking on the door very soon .
Dave
Part P Police !!!!
Jan 31, 2005
13 Replies
On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 19:30:28 +0000, Dave Stanton strung together this:
They're quicker than you think, they're hiding behind your sofa now!
With their predicted backlog? I wouldn't cancel the milk yet.
If it is that decrepit then surely a complete rewire is almost certainly needed as well!
Peter Crosland
Yes, its a crime to improve your relative's level of safety. Sorry, straight to jail you go.
NT
GCHQ Cheltenham [who read all e mails]will have already passed details to Commissar Prescott!!
If he was booked before January, as long as he does it before Apri he's still OK.. I think.
-- Paul Barker
You work there then ?
Dave
Oh yes silly me, work in progress !!!
Dave
That 'chop chop' noise is the black helicopter...
So your safe then! (seems unlikely he could find his dick to pee out of, let alone understand part P)
I think they just record them. To read all e-mails would require them to employ about 5% of the country :-)
Probably about 99% of the readers would die of boredom!
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