Crafty bastards aren't they?
The gf phoned me earlier today to say "You know how nice as I was to you at the weekend when I came to stop at yours? Well that's because my fence had blown over - when will you be fixing it for me?"
Crafty bastards aren't they?
The gf phoned me earlier today to say "You know how nice as I was to you at the weekend when I came to stop at yours? Well that's because my fence had blown over - when will you be fixing it for me?"
Perhaps, one day, you'll have a loving relationship? :)
And marry one?
They're nothing but aggro. They weren't so bad back in the mid 20th century, but the crap they see today on the telly and read in Cosmo and such like has really turned their heads. They seem to have developed some sense of undeserved self-entitlement. Fuck 'em and forget 'em.
But make sure the one you marry never finds out about the other one!
They have never been the same since Ann Summers parties. But a vibrator cannot replace a fence?
There are only two times in a man's life when he can't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. Here's to our wives and lovers. May they never meet.
Don't take a fence mate :-)
You never seen a bird mistakenly straddle an electric one?
G.Harman
Vid please
ARW scribbled...
No fence, so the bar will be up instead!
Ah but you see things based on favours cannot be taxed. Brian
I would hope your performance would at least match a vibrator?
Some barter between traders and professionals is taxable. And a little is sometimes even taxed in practice.
But I'm not suggesting Adam's gf is a pro!
A vibrator may be able to last longer than 10 seconds?
Surely, that's exactly what he was suggesting?
I'd thought a pro would have insisted on the fence job being done before the blow ....
(But I have no empirical experience.)
tell her fixing a fence is really rough dirty work ...
... so you want her to be rough and dirty in return
Owain
For knocking in nails?
Major BJ?
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