OT: Shopping channels and plug in radiators

[Murmansk]

I've just bought a Merino wood blend vest from M&S which says it converts body moisture to heat!! ???

[Andy Burns]

I bought the long johns too, found they were a bit too warm for october ...

[Murmansk]

You're clearly producing too much body moisture and it's all being converted to heat via the amazing garment!

[chop]

Utterly garbled. Merino wool does absorb lots of moisture, but that's all it does.

[alan_m]

Probably you purchased a wet suit :)

[Animal]

moisture usually gets converted to cold

[alan_m]

Sweat and a nice warm breeding ground for bacteria - nice :)

[Andrew]

Biffo (the bear), my maths teacher had such a fantastic aim with the blackboard duster, that he should have been a professional cricketter

[chop]

That would certainly explain your obvious 'brain' damage |-(

[Vir Campestris]

One of my teachers once threw a rubber at a member of the 1st 11 cricket team. Who reflexively caught it and threw it back ;)

Andy