OT; It's been a funny old day....

David Lang · 2016-09-24T16:00:53+00:00

Popped into Toolstation for two keyed alike padlocks. TS Droid; We only have one in stock. TMH; What's the point in only having one keyed alike padlock? TS Droid; Blank expression. Popped next door to Screwfix. SF Droid; We only have one in stock. TMH; What's the point in only having one keyed alike padlock? SF Droid; Blank expression. On the way home I did some shopping in Morrisons & used the self scan checkouts. Bag of loose mushrooms. placed on scale bit, touched fresh veg icon on screen. Selected "L-M" icon which had a picture of a mushroom on it. Screen opens, no mushrooms listed. Spotted a search option, typed in MUS and before I can finish typing a message appears "MUS doesn't match any items". Attracted the attention of a Morrisons person, who did exactly what I did - twice, with the same results. He disappears & returns with a code number - the machine finally gives in and admits that mushrooms actually exist.