There she is. A simple girl. A simple, natural pose. Just her, her book, her stylist, her hair dresser, her make up artist, the photographer, lights, the photographer's assistants, the PR guys ....
They did, Only Fools and Horses
Get an empty silicone tube, clean it thoroughly, and fill it with primula or nutella or similar, then snack on it one day.
Just don't get it confused with any other tube.
Owain
Barry Humphries (Dame Edna Everidge) used to do something similar. He put sandwich spread in an airline 'sick bag', pretended to throw up in it then ate the SS with a wee spoon.
Were the twerps who did this done or attempted murder or just GBH?
Never mind the quality, feel the width.
No, don't.
They might be mostly a waste of space, but being even partly responsible for their deaths is a little OTT.
Andy
a serious assault, for which you are lucky not to have served time. You might still.
TW
Ooops . Mea culpa
Well, It might be good to fix dodgy teeth. Brian
So the old can you go and get me a long wait is still alive and well then?
What about the left handed screwdriver etc? Brian
The issue is actually a bit more interesting. Now I have an excuse for not reading facial expressions and body language, but some people have never bee no socialised properly or they could be on the autistic spectrum. If I talk to some youngsters they seem, increasingly to lack communications common sense and personal skills when in a social situation. It could be of course tht years of social isolation and only using mobiles, and games machines on their own are responsible.
However when I worked for Racal we used to get an intake of graduates every so often. MY job, although unofficial was to teach them common sense. Many had the knowledge but not the sense to apply it to real life situations. Brian
Sparks for the grinder?
Bucket of steam?
Glass hammer?
And shouldn't that be a long stand rather than a long wait?
I heard it back in the 1960's when my school mates father ran the local Ford Retail dealership.
I heard of a tragic case of a bridegroom who was on his stag night with his mates from the agricultural college where he was studying. They thought it would be funny as a prank to strip him naked and put a gelding band round his bollocks - the thick rubber band which is used to geld male sheep that are not going to be used for breeding. Tragically this had the same effect on him and he was rendered sterile. What a way to start a marriage.
He might have known better than to associate with such dipshits. There again, idiots abound. Fortunately I was not present when a rugby player decided that the barbie at the pub wasn't going very well, filled a beer glass up with petrol, and poured in on.
There is a certain joiner we work with that has a way with the fresh meat.
He walks in and barrages them with questions such as
"How old are you?" "Have you got any older sisters?" "What's your boyfriend called?" "How old is your Mum?" "Have you got any photographs of her?"
And if they have and they show one to him it it gets worse
His final question is usually "can you speak?"
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