OT: Henry vaccuum cleaner for sale (slightly soiled)

Eew... as the father of a 14-year-old boy, I've decided our Henry has got to go:

Cue:

Hoover Constellation stories.

Believe that it was the Hoover Dustette handheld that had an unfortuantely unguarded fan just inside the nozzle....

Adam

News story from this week: A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.

The Polish contractor - who was supposed to be locking up the site - was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.

Shocked ... after the session

A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital told him to "clean himself and the hoover" before kicking him out.

The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear - "a common practice in Poland".

His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.

An insider said: "The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover."

HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh."

Comic Russell Brand, 32, has also admitted to a session with a vacuum when he was 14.

He said: "I saw Henry sat there, he was looking at me. Now whenever I hear that name, I have a guilty little smile."

In message , Lobster writes

I notice there isn't a link for ten reasons why I don't care....

It was a cast metal fan. Not people friendly.