Thought it was going to be just another day at work, but then this handyman turns up to do some odd jobs. How the heck am I supposed to concentrate with this dreamy specimen around? Did my "ooh, forgot my whip" routine to get a better look.
ROFL
:-)
In message , Lino expert writes
I think we need photos of all the parties concerned in their working clothes so we can make our own judgements.
Where is this house of pleasure? Leysdown, Fawkham Green, Benover or Coxheath?
Probably Luton!
A brothel with towel rails and toilet roll holders in Luton? I doubt it...
There's a potential for a whole business to business enterprise here:
"Confessions of a Handyman" spin off video.
or
"DIY video instruction handbook"
- simply by changing the subtitles.
The digital camera has yet to debut in our picturesque village of Lower Bottom. They keep on at me to move to the next village up, but I'm not convinced.
Good point! (even if you weren't talking about the Luton in Medway...)
In message , Andrew Gabriel writes
Is this from experience ?
No point - the sun never shines there, does it ?
In message , Lino expert writes
A "pepsi" moment ?
More a draught Guiness moment with my physique :-)
..which is still several steps up from a "Lidl generic cola drink" moment.
Cor, he can rod my U bend any time!
So it *was* you.....
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