OT: Chinglish instructions for a floodlight

Oct 20, 2020 Last reply: 5 years ago 151 Replies

The interesting thing about the Puerto Rico project is we had a woman from Columbia who would sit in on conference calls to translate when some of the participants would start arguing among themselves in Spanish. She could get the gist of it but said the accent, vocabulary, and idioms were a lot different than South American Spanish.Mexican Spanish was a whole different game too.

I have the Oxford Duden Pictorial Dictionary for German. It has detailed drawings of everything from kitchens to machine shops with all the items you'd expect to find labeled in German. It doesn't work as a conventional dictionary but if you want to know what all the thing-a-ma-jigs in a plumber's workshop are it's great.

So much easier just to use a machine translation:

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Thomas Prufer

*Groan*!

Good one though! :-D

I wonder if our American friends will understand! :-D

And who knows the product/technology.

Even professional translators do not translate technical stuff for things they don't know about. They pass the work on to even more highly paid translators who specialise in particular technologies or industries.

Owain

It is if you've learned German pronunciation, because it's consistent.

Like Welsh. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is easy but only once you know how.

Owain

What part of Who's gonna translate for free confused you?

You don't need one. The government does not need to meddle. Everyone is free to take their own precautions.

To avoid something which kills less than cancer even at the highest rate in April?

There was a cruise ship that was not allowed to dock near the start of all this. Everyone got infected. 80% showed no symptoms.

No, I mean no symptoms at all.

It's a pointless waste and inconvenience.

I can't understand strong accented Glaswegians or Irish. Can you seriously understand any American?

They also don't have an issue with topless women on any beach. Or even on the high street.

In fact isn't that sexism in UK/USA? To allow a topless man but not woman?

They're both outdated and I think based on something historical. Torch implies it runs on oil or something. Flashlight implies it only lights briefly.

ROFL @ "they hardly speak and English I can understand at times"

You haven't seen the women around here....

That led me here ---->

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Fun! ;-)

Typo corrected.

Any father of grown children know this to be true! :-D

A council did that in Wales.

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When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed. Unfortunately, the e-mail response to Swansea council said in Welsh: "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated".

What on earth does the word "re-parrot" mean? I've never heard that before.

I don't understand the word understand. Surely it should mean you haven't done enough standing?

There's not much to learn, just hearing German now and again is enough. But I doubt they could do the same with English because there' no logic to our pronounciation.

Try as I might I've never remembered all that, I only can remember Llanfairgwyllgyntysiliogogogoch.

This weatherman did well though:

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Why do you assume it's a who and not a what?

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