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May 10, 2012 9 Replies

My boyfriend took the doorknob off my bedroom door and stuck his dick in



the hole. I can see his dick in the bedroom but I cant see him because
> he is in the hall and I cant open the door without a doorknob. He cant
> pull it out of the door. I cant help him because I cant get out of the
> bedroom. He keeps telling me to take the hinges out of the pins (or
> something like that) and wants me to take him and the door to the
> hospital. I dont know what pins or hinges are or how to do what he
> wants. He's been stuck like this since yesterday and I cant get out of
> here either. How do I take the hinges out of the pins on the door? > > >

Nice to know you're gay and not just a wanker.

Call the fire brigrade - they do like a good laugh. As do the A&E folk...

What a silly billy you really are.

In message , Mr Pounder writes

Don't bother with the pins - cut of his dick with an angle grinder. grinder

The fire brigade are experts at this sort of problem.

Brian

Hallo Brian :-)

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In message , Brian Gaff writes

Helps while away the hours on nights?

Methinks you would find it difficult to deal with the hinges of a closed door.

Try sliding a photo of your mother, or a polaroid of yourself in curlers under the door.

Your boyfriend should be free in minutes, or if he isn't he will have lost the will to live and you will be undisturbed by his moaning.

HN

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