Festool 850EB Planer
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am on my knees imploring you to give me £348.97
Power tools have never been this pretty.
Arthur
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15 years ago
Loan Begging Letter
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15 years ago
You could probably take part in one of those strange documentaries for channel 4.
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15 years ago
I'll chip in the odd 7p.
Not as pretty as this - my daughter wants one :-)
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15 years ago
Wrong.
Your name is You have several million in a bank account in . You need me to send you my bank account details....
(Actually, doubt you'd get enough out of my bank account. :-) )
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15 years ago
In the spirit of DIY, get a normal metal/black/whatever one - and her first project is to paint it pink.
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15 years ago
And I bet you'd claim that back from the tax man.
On this subject,.you must have some experiences to share of encountering male clients who prefered to chat about soft furnishings more than a M&T joints....I mean..... anyway, you get my drift? (By 'drift' I am not referring to the tool required to aid the removal of a drill from its holder)
Arthur
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15 years ago
I would be checking what she brings in future - bags, tubes, things like that. When the rubber gloves go on, you know that you're going to be in trouble.
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15 years ago
But woudln't you need a nice new shed to store it in?
Owain
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15 years ago
Nope. The Festool 850EB Planer can share my bed. The wife can join the army.
Arthur
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15 years ago
Festool. Shed? What are you thinking about?
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15 years ago
Absolutely.
Have you looked at their other seductive products?
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15 years ago
I've only worked for 2 or 3 male gay couples, but about 10 female gay couples. Dunno what that says.
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15 years ago
I think the pink for girls bit is quite recent.
I read (but cannot now find) a piece explaining that it used to be pink for boys, blue for girls. But, in order to confuse the devil when he came to take the boys, they were swapped round. (From memory, I think this was middle eastern in orgin. Not sure. Might have this snippet
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15 years ago
I've seen this
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don't know what it does but I know I 'need' one. So I've seen enough to know that Festool are shameless marriage wreckers.
Bastards!
Arthur
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15 years ago
No room in the house?
Simple! Telly in the bin!
Arthur
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15 years ago
Sorry. Workshop.
Owain
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15 years ago
A C12 drill would be within the realms of reasonableness
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15 years ago
If you meant garage why didn't you say so!
Mary
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15 years ago
'Fathers' Day' coming up ...
Actually it's Spouse's birthday soon ... he could give daughter's (not pink) one back ...
Mary