Well, it's not OT if you know how to make diamonds out of old people. Anyone?
Anyway I was asked to find out how much it would cost to get her dad done. And this absolutely naff site came up, complete with twopenny halfpenny walkng cat gif:
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Lifegem are the only people doing it. So how do they convert someone whose organic particles have just gone up the chimney, into a little bundle of carbon? And how do I talk a rather silly woman out of it?