job opportunity TMH

Hello owr Dave, cousin Jim here.

Well, bet tha' niver expected me to be on one of these. I blame the wife. She towd t' lad I wanted a new mac fer Christmas an' 'e bowt mi this thing. It's aw' reet, but it down't keep t' cowd out when I goes to't long drop in't middle o't night.

Any roads, wi' thee werkin' as th'andyman ah thowt tha' might get some jobs wi't accident we saw on't' telly in Emmerdale village wi' t fire an' all.

Sithee it's wrong end o't country really but tha's got a van t' sleep in if'n it passes test.

Thinkin' on, if that bairn o' thine that used t' play wit' plasters comes wi' thee, 'appen there'll be summat for her to do as well.

ROFLMAO!

Excellent!

We don't actually watch Emmerdale or any other soaps, but I gather its one of the most dangerous places in the UK!

-- Dave - The Medway Handyman

Dave, since your recent 'upheaval' wrt the news servers and so on, your posts have become a bit strange.

Each one starts off with a question mark ? and also, there's no >>> to show what was posted by someone else. and while I'm on the subject, your signature is a mess.

It's supposed to be two dashes, followed by a space, and then any text, so that it should look like this:

Windows Live Mail is a disaster for Usenet, but MSFT don't do Usenet any more.

Not Midsomer County?