Hello owr Dave, cousin Jim here.
Well, bet tha' niver expected me to be on one of these. I blame the wife. She towd t' lad I wanted a new mac fer Christmas an' 'e bowt mi this thing. It's aw' reet, but it down't keep t' cowd out when I goes to't long drop in't middle o't night.
Any roads, wi' thee werkin' as th'andyman ah thowt tha' might get some jobs wi't accident we saw on't' telly in Emmerdale village wi' t fire an' all.
Sithee it's wrong end o't country really but tha's got a van t' sleep in if'n it passes test.
Thinkin' on, if that bairn o' thine that used t' play wit' plasters comes wi' thee, 'appen there'll be summat for her to do as well.