If I was a woman

[George]

I'd have an orgasm everytime I used my router in the table.

I just love what can be achieved using this powertool. ;-)

[ARWadworth]

£50 says you wold fake it.

Adam

[George]

That depends if I cocked it up. ;-P

[Dave]

Or you were fannying about.

Dave

[mike]

Why would you have to be a woman?