How about this for a stupid message on a food container:
Elmlea Whipping Cream "Lasts Longer Once Opened"
So why don't they leave them open on the supermarket shelves :)
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Idiot marking on 'cream pot'
Dec 19, 2013
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It's not Whipping Cream. It's not even Cream. It's an alternative to cream. It lasts longer when opened because no-one uses it.
I suspect he knew that's what they meant.
?Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
"I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know."
"Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!?
In article , Andrew Mawson writes
More or less ridiculous than the length of that link :-?
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Or spotted today "1% Milk".
It means longer than othe rmakes. Hence full of poisons you don't really want to be eating
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