How to pay your bathroom fitter

"David" wrote | Just got an email from a friend who has finally succeeded | in having his bathroom fitted by a firm whose approach was | best described as 'sporadic'. | Thought you might be interested in his proposed method of | payment. | ------------------------- | Should be the last day of bathroom fitting today and then | they'll want payment. So, I intend to go into the showroom, | on random days and at random times, without warning, and take | along cheques for small portions of the total amount. On some | days, I'll go in with a cheque, unsigned, and tell them I'll | call in the following day to finish it off. | -------------------------

Go in at 9 am, drink three cups of their coffee, then tell them he hasn't got their cheque on the van / in the car, and will have to go and get a new one from the bank.

Write everything on the cheque upside down and tell them it'll still work even though it looks a bit odd.

Owain

Don't forget to write a check, rip it in half, then tape it back together along two non ripped sides, tell them it isn't a fault, it's a feature!

Sparks...