On a lighter topic, this came up in a local morning show in Detroit. For those who are easily offended by bathroom humor, click on "Next Thread" now!
I repeat, if you don't like bathroom humor, this is your last chance...
There's a local story where a guy from DTE Energy was caught by a homeowner peeing in her garden... right on her strawberry plants. Nice. So the show took calls from people on similar circumstances and the question was placed on those people who work outside all day, maybe driving from site to site, how do they handle the bathroom situation.
Some of the "hightlights":
One guy cleaned windows, and one of his customers gave him the code to her house and allowed him to use the bathroom, even though he said he didn't like having to use a customer's bathroom. He did a #2, and when he was leaving, the woman's daughter came home, they passed in the hallway, she entered the bathroom, and about 1.5 seconds later exited quickly!
Some of the not so great stories: Builders who did #2 the holes for sump pumps. Another guy who installed carpet said that a common practice for them was to find a remote road (dirt road), do a #2 in old carpet padding, roll it up and tie it, and put it on the bumper of their truck and "forget" it when they drive off!
Finally, a guy called up and said he had 2 chimney sweeps over for about 3 hours. One of the guys asked if he could use the bathroom, and he said yes. The guy was in there for 15 minutes and left. Home owners wife goes into bathroom and starts emptying laundry hamper. Chimney sweep apparently soiled himself, wrapped his underwear in newspaper, and threw it in the hamper!!! WTF?!?!