They were incredible, and many current events are covered by their years-old humour. Such as, on Charles de Gaulle: (from memory) "Eye-tie, Germany, Benelux and me, That's my Market recipe!"
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How do spiders get into bathtubs?
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The more adventurous ones just crawl up your nose.
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Do spiders sleep? If so, do they dream of flies?
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On 7/09/2012 8:32 a.m., Tim Streater wrote: ...
It makes it rain.
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A fishing spider? No joke, there are spiders that live underwater (with an air bubble) and catch fish.
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Do you have huntsman spiders in the UK/ if that is what it was they are almost harmless, I pick them up in my hand and take them outside.
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En el artículo , alan escribió:
Oh, thanks, I needed to hear that. Not. House is full of spiders at the mo. I like them and don't kill them, but not enough to want to eat one.
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air bubble) and catch fish.
This one is a raft spider - it hunts from floating leaves.
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Bignell
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On Thu, 6 Sep 2012, "alan" writ:
Urban myth!
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That is a majorly big bastard - I have never seen one like that. I went a bit mental the other week when sitting at the park. Felt a wibble on my knee under the trousers so stood up and geve then a good shake and a really fat arsed caterpillar dropped out - 2" long and 1/2" diameter. Would have been very gooey if squished.
I found a 2" spider (legspan) on the towel this morning and a similar one yesterday in the bath - I think the recent warm weather has brought out lots of flies so plenty of food for them. Don't normally see anything much bigger.
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To lay eggs in your brain?
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Evil looking bastard...
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I'm happy to have spiders in the house. Most of mine are the crawl-around-the-place variety rather than the spin-webs-everywhere type but nevertheless there are hardly ever any flying insects to be seen. If I find one in the bath I usually just hang a towel over the edge and the spider climbs out of its own accord in its own good time.
Nick
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Kill all the spiders and you'll be complaining about all the mozzies.
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That's no way to talk about Mr Bignell ,or did you mean the Fish.
G.Harman
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I was going to say lungs; brain-eggs result from the ones that crawl into your ears.
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I don't mind a few but I usually get rid of most. They have a habit of spinning their webs across the top corners of doorways and, in a standard doorway, I have about an inch of clearance. My neighbour is about 5' 6" and in her house I encounter the webs that she hasn't even noticed.
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Don't worry, they taste of chicken and are only 1 calorie each (for the big ones).
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What do the insides of a roast spider look like? I cannot imagine it's anything like "meat" - or is it?
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Flies land on dogshit, then regurgitate it on food, spreading diseases. Spiders kill flies. Therefore spiders are my friends.
And they make beautiful webs
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