Heatmiser - quite impressed

[The Medway Handyman]

I understood more of that than I did of the conversation between you & John :-)

[Tim S]

The Medway Handyman coughed up some electrons that declared:

Ah - a classics man. I'm more of a plilistine

[John Rumm]

And the correct form of address to a classics graduate?

"Big mac and chips please!" ;-)

[Steve Firth]

Usually it is "How would you like your tea, Permanent Secretary?"