The gash in my head was stapled together!
Mary
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fun with a stanley knife
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Paraphrases a quote from "Dog Soldiers" IIRC.
Along with my favourite: "We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch"
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I'm not I'. blaming my crving ...
Marty
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote | There is also a method of using body hair in conjunction with | superglue to hold a wound closed rather than simply using it | to stick the edges together. The latter can't be good for the | healing as you want them it to heal together not be separated | by something.
I did say /in emergency/, and thought it a tip worth knowing people here are likely to have the superglue not a million miles away from all the sharp things in the toolbox.
| ... Now if they took the MI unit away (nasty rumours a foot) | it would be an hours drive to the next nearest MI or A&E | department...
As long as you don't need an ambulance from London to Inverness.
Owain
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In message , Malc writes
OH (Deity of choice), here come the walking wounded
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In message , Mary Fisher writes
Black pudding for breakfast tomorrow then ?
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No, the pig hasn't been delivered, to my irritation. It was beef.
Isn't it amazing how much blood can seep from underneath a plaster though?
I went on to prepare grapefruit. That IS going to be pink rather than yellow!
Mary
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No, it's fundamentally different chemistry. "workshop grade" cyano has reasonably serious health concerns over getting it in wounds (i.e. Americans are worried, not just Californians)
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The adulterous Blunkett is already "considering" it.
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Used the super glue on the wrong gash on his head. :-) (sorry....I couldn't resist the urge)
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That would explain it. :-)
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Reminds me of the story about the nephew who swapped the glue for the false eye lashes around.
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No, it explains why I'm certified sane.
Who else hereabouts can claim that?
Mary
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Who else has been asked to prove it? :-)
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Who mentioned proving it?
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Why else would you need to be certified?
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Non sequitur.
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Certification provides proof of something. You said you were certified. Presumably this was because proof was needed, otherwise why certify?
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The superglue doesn't live in my toolbox it lives in the boiler room as it is rarely needed. What does live in the tool box is insulation tape, that and a bit of kitchen roll makes an excellent absorbant and hardwearing temporary dressing. This is of course for normal minor cuts not attempted DIY digit amputation.
Horrible story. Some one is for the high jump and I don't mean the driver but his bosses. And that firm should loose any NHS transport contracts they have.