DIY toilet

May 08, 2012 34 Replies

Na. You just wipe your arse with your underpants and then throw them away.

Actually, I just used my handkerchief.

There I am, taking a dump in the Louvre, one of the great cultural centres in the world, and there's no bog paper.

So did I, after tearing it into a couple of pieces.

I would be tempted to draw a picture of a nice full toilet roll on the wall, Banksy-style.

Do you remove your trollies when you sit on a pan?

I misread as 'nuns'.

Looks like a probable "Rod-Bog" to me. Cobber.

Aren't you supposed to give the Attendant some cash and they give you some loo paper? Or is that a different country?

Dunno. Sounds familiar, though.

That's certainly true in China - especially for open air rural "concrete slot over cesspit" arrangements.

Please explain to the users of Riga Station bogs - they seemed to be awash with giant logs of doom - and they had a hose on a tap in eash stall...

10 times more grim than the grimmest british station bog.

It certainly explains the ebb and flow of humanity in that part of Europe - they're not trying to invade, merely leave.

I guessed that - pity it did not extend to washing the floor when the punters missed!

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