Definitive toilet bowl limescale thread

[alan]

and poisonous spiders that live under the toilet seat

[alan]

But it is an effective lime-scale remover - and saves some poor soul from having to drink it.

[Mr Pounder]

ARRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate spiders. I hate cats. I detest stupid Australians. I am not a racist.

[bod]

Correction! You are.

[The Natural Philosopher]

As well as an arachnophobe.

[bod]

Indeed.

[Mr Pounder]

I have been corrected.

[bod]

Yup, you've admitted it in at least one group before.

[Mr Pounder]

I was being sardonic by saying that I am not a racist. Thought you might have clicked.

[bod]

I did, but others might not have. Detesting *the stupid Australians* is not necessarily classed as racist. It could've been interpreted that you are ok with sensible Aussies.

[Andy Champ]

It's directly comparable to "stupid N... err.. I can't say that can I? Not even in this context!

Andy

[bod]

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

Is it bollocks.

[harry]

There are worse places. I spent two weeks in the Orinoco river Delta. There was everything from anacondas, piranas, tarantulas, stingrays, electric eels to crocodiles.

But the worst thing was the mosquitos.

We dumped a croc in someone's hammock while they were asleep for a joke.

[harry]

Q:- Why is Australian beer called "XXXX" ? A:- They can't spell beer.

[harry]

Australians are not a race. They are descended from a Brit criminal sub-class.

[usenet2013xxa]

In message , harry writes

I raise you piss, shit, cum and menstrual blood thrown in my face, (& I still didn't let go!).

[Ian Jackson]

In message , harry writes

Of course they can - it's just that they prefer to avoid using rude words like "piss"?