and poisonous spiders that live under the toilet seat
Definitive toilet bowl limescale thread
Apr 02, 2013
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But it is an effective lime-scale remover - and saves some poor soul from having to drink it.
ARRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate spiders. I hate cats. I detest stupid Australians. I am not a racist.
Correction! You are.
As well as an arachnophobe.
Indeed.
I have been corrected.
Yup, you've admitted it in at least one group before.
I was being sardonic by saying that I am not a racist. Thought you might have clicked.
I did, but others might not have. Detesting *the stupid Australians* is not necessarily classed as racist. It could've been interpreted that you are ok with sensible Aussies.
It's directly comparable to "stupid N... err.. I can't say that can I? Not even in this context!
Andy
Is it bollocks.
There are worse places. I spent two weeks in the Orinoco river Delta. There was everything from anacondas, piranas, tarantulas, stingrays, electric eels to crocodiles.
But the worst thing was the mosquitos.
We dumped a croc in someone's hammock while they were asleep for a joke.
Q:- Why is Australian beer called "XXXX" ? A:- They can't spell beer.
Australians are not a race. They are descended from a Brit criminal sub-class.
In message , harry writes
I raise you piss, s*it, cum and menstrual blood thrown in my face, (& I still didn't let go!).
In message , harry writes
Of course they can - it's just that they prefer to avoid using rude words like "piss"?
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