The Medway HandyMan?
Peter Crosland
Dangerous!
Dec 10, 2006
65 Replies
Floorboards?
|On Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:26:55 GMT, "The Medway Handyman" | wrote: | |>Recently bought a DIY product which had a safety sheet enclosed. |>
|>It was headed by symbols advising eye protection, hand protection, |>respiratory protection, & hearing protection. |>
|>The safety instructions carried on; "Handle with care. Store in dry |>conditions away from direct sunlight. Do not expose to hot, cold or damp |>conditions. Ideal storage is 18-22 C and 45-65% humidity. Store in |>original packaging and keep away from direct contact with windows, doors & |>floors". |>
|>Can anyone guess what the highly dangerous, unstable product was? |>
|>First correct answer wins a Medway Handyman fridge magnet :-) | |Floorboards?
Chipboard/MFD
I don't recall the rules saying only one guess per person... ;-)
silicon sealer
LOUD glue !!!
A screwdriver!?
Sparks...
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "The Medway Handyman" saying something like:
2nd go. Packet of condoms ...
-- Not me
furniture polish?
cuddly toy?
Owain
Generally not a DIY product though.
H
Are you suggesting that for that sort of activity it is better to get a professional in? ;-)
do you mean GLUE ?
Loft insulation
A pair of comic breasts?
My guess is that it is something innocuous bt the safety label has been applied without and thought to it relevance. It has to be big enough to get the label on it. I think something like a bottle (of water?!).
We need some more clues.
The message from "Grumps" contains these words:
IRTA cosmic.
It was indeed 3 sheets of 80 grit sandpaper!
Send me your address & the fridge magnet is yours :-)
The message from Ed Sirett contains these words:
You mean like a 10" frisbee with "Not suitable for children under 3 years due to small parts" sticker on it? Show me a 3 year old that can choke on a 10" frisbee and I'll show you an alligator[1].
[1] Cue Ian Paisley joke.
Sir, sir, Rummy cheated.....
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