Confused of Medway

Jan 12, 2012 37 Replies

Replacing some guttering at the rear of an unoccupied house this morning.



Had to move one of those plastic Wendy houses out of the way, to get the ladder where I wanted it.



All of a sudden I could hear running water. Knew it couldn't be the down pipe cos I'd removed it. Wasn't the overflows, nothing coming out of the kitchen waste pipe, no leak on the garden tap.



Open an inspection cover, nothing.



I was beginning to get concerned. Running water in an unoccupied house. Could cause a lot of damage.



Eventually found it. Inside the Wendy house was a plastic toy kitchen. Lying on its side was a toy plastic kettle.



As soon as I stood the kettle up, the running water noise stopped!



It was so bloody realistic it had me going for about 20 minutes :-(



Aren't you a little old to be playing with Wendy houses? ;-)

Should have gone before you came out :)

But SWMBO gives him grief if he plays with Wendy instead...

He has come out - Wendy house not enough of a clue?

were works of dis-art. I recall one group of girls built one - it was... different, but still a gang hut, not a poncy middle-class Wendy House.

Not a snob are you, by any chance?

Sounds like a northerner to me. Did I ever mention that I really don't like southerners?

Mostly they ar e not very likeable.

Mostly they are horrible.

Any more of that & I'll come up there & kick your whippet, take the coal out of your bath & stamp on your flat cap.

Like I said, horrible people. Maybe not all, you seem to be okay as far as southerners go. I enjoy reading your posting.

But Pounder is not a northerner.

Errrrr, Mr Pounder to you and I am a northerner. Lancashire and proud of it.

The Scots are the northerners.

Anywhere north of Wotfud is Northern.

Don't know if that includes Geoff or not?

I notice you didn't deny having a whippet, keeping coal int bath or wearing a flat cap :-)

The Medway Handyman wrote: [snip]

Anywhere north of 51 degrees is northern. You all keep whippets in the bath, coal in the washing machine and wear flat caps.

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