Had some chums round for a spot of nosh, made the main but cheated with pud and bought an Aunt Bessie's blackberry and apple pie.
In the cooking destructions it said to turn the foil half way through to ensure even cooking. Fair enough, but it actually said "turn the foil (round not upside down)..."
Has it really come to this?
It has come to this.
The slapper that I took out last night was sure that two 11 inch pizzas give more pizza than a 16 inch pizza.
Adam
Maybe she prefers more crust?
Put me right off my food, that did.
Not a lot in it...or am I missing something?
Not as bad as SWMBO. Waiter asked if she wanted her pizza cut into 4 or 6 pieces. She replied "4 please - I'd never manage to eat 6 pieces".
They do, based on the area of the pizza!
Work it out for your self ?R where R is either 2 x 5.5 or 8......
Are you the slapper he took out?
Nah, me back won't stand it these days.
A good c**p in the morning is *far* more satisfying.....
How's about r^2 x pi rather than pi^2 x r
2 x 5.5^2 < 8^2 (but only by a mouthful)
But it wasn't a pi, it was a pizza?
And the difference if all pizzas have a 1 inch crust is?
Adam
R is not 2 x 5.5 - you have to do it as 2 x pi x R squared.
Depends if you eat them or not, if not about three mouthfuls.
2 possibilites
a) It was a pizza not a pi
b) It was a metric pizza therefore needed a metric pi.
Derek
Any slapper knows 2 x 11" gives a girl more fun than 1 x 16"
I used to order 2 small pizzas intead of one larger one (this is going back a bit) because (a) because Pizzaland had a pizza-for-a-penny offer, so it was cheaper; (b) I could have different toppings on each; and (c) I staggered the service so the second one was warm and fresh.
This does not imply that I, personally, was a cheap slapper who liked it versatile.
Owain
It's got to the point I almost look forward to visiting the dental hygienist.
Owain
LOL
Adam
Probably would too - by weight.
Pizzas aren't completely flat disks, generally being thicker at the crust than in the centre. The 6% reduction in surface area is probably made up for by the 27% increase in crust length for the 2 x 11" order
No chance, I prefer female slappers.
Adam
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