I was in there today wandering around in the timber department. An assistant approached me and asked if I wanted decking. I got the first punch in.
Brawl in B&Q!
Nov 19, 2015
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So you floored him then?
Sounds a bit of a chav area.
Did you say you up North somewhere?
Recycling jokes?
And nailed the bugger as opposed to screwing him.
Must have been riveting to watch.
But eventually one would get board
NT
Angle Grinder!
He was mentally ill & ran away.
The nut bolted!
I'll get me coat......
Grab a can of undercoat on the way out.
Okay, I made it up. But if it had happened I would have given him a good hammering.
I'd have given him a good pasting
NT
Possibly the same one that was publicised by a local newspaper with the headline:
"Nut bolts and screws washer"
I'll get me coat too...
It seems just the sort of "Three Liner" Les Dawson would use.
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