B&Q Warehouse

Our local B&Q Warehouse is the size of two football pitches apparently.

It doesn't really matter because they hardly have anything you can buy, just a load of stuff you can look at.

And if they do have it the place is so big you can't bloody find it.

We decided on some kitchen unit doors. They were special order and were going to take 3 weeks to come in. So we chose some they did have, but they didn't have drawer fronts or worktop joining strips.

And to cap it all they have dispensed with the customer services desk, if you want help you have to go on the hunt for someone, who usually knows less than you do.

I have concluded that the most time consuming and frustrating part of DIY is going and getting the stuff.

Reply to
R D S
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Join the club. I reckon the acquiring phase takes as long or longer than the job itself. Then theres always that unexpected plumbing part that you can only get from a plumbers merchant but they shut at lunchtime on Saturday...

Reply to
OldBill

Always, and these supermarkets are among the least efficient way to procure items.

It's much more time effective to use specialist merchants plus on line suppliers such as Screwfix, but these do require some forward planning.

The only case where DIY supermarkets are useful is on Saturday afternoon through to Sunday afternoon if one needs to buy an assortment of forgotten items to complete a project. There is a reasonable chance of a one-stop shop.

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Andy Hall

That the only shed you have in your locality?

3 B&Q's 2 Focus 2 Taskers DIY 2 Homebase 1 Rapid Hardware 1 Screwfix

All within a 5 to 6 mile radius

Reply to
George

... but the Screwfix trade counters are open then as well if you have one near you.

Reply to
tinnews

True, but that can take even longer, although generally they don't have screaming kids running around.

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Andy Hall

Nor the shop assistants yelling into the Tannoy microphone...

Geo

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Geo

Just find the nearest telephone and press the "page" button...

Owain

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Owain

Gawd - the traffic must be hell where you live! But hey, that's a great solution for the OP: move house and home!

Yes the "gathering" phase I agree is the most frustrating. What makes it worse is I suffer from the little know complaint of selective-h*mo-magnetitis (SHM). Basically when I'd like a liitle company (natter about this n that maybe) - there's no bugge* about. Otoh should I want a bit of peace quiet and SPACE (eg when visiting B&Q) then the entire world just happens to be looking for EXACTLY the stuff I'm looking for too. Amazing. Usually SHM sufferers are especially attractive to large families with the noisiest kids or clueless beanpole-height gormless rubber-neckers who of course always stand 1mm directly behind one and peer to one side then the other like some kind of techo-stalker. Any attempt to move looks either like giving in or an invitation to "string along" to the next place of interest. I could go on but it's all too horrible.

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jake

Funny you should say that... a short walk takes me to the corner handymans store. :-)

I forgot... Wickes And Gems DIY although this is more of a small builders yards.

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George

But dont you find it is one of the most depressing places to buy things?

The only time I go now is at 8am on a Saturday morning, otherwise it is near certain that I'd be in there for half an hour, as there is a queue to pay, then a queue to collect. To say the staff are slow is an understatement.

I'd also agree about the local B+Q depot, I went in last week for 3 things - Sandtex red brick paint, Sodium Chlorate powder weedkiller, and some sandpaper. They only had the sandpaper in stock, which was £2.25 for 5 sheets of wet and dry - rather expensive IMO. The weedkiller range was certainly aimed at the consumer end, nearly all on display were the ready mixed solutions, with a price roughly double the cost of the powders, though no powder in stock anyway. Alan.

Reply to
A.Lee

Yes the staff are trained at Argos. The only thing is that they don't have bling jewelery as yet.

Even the slowest of the builders merchants manages better.

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Andy Hall

But then you have to put in a high voice, and shout the words "Customer service code 99 aisle 27" such that it can't be made out. Then nothing happens anyway, just like when they do it for real.

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Andy Hall

Maybe it's because the Screwfix counter near me only opened a couple of months ago but they seem quite efficient atm.

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Si

Its bad enough with your own DIY, it can be a bloody nightmare as a handyman. I carry loads of bits & pieces on the van but still have to visit B&Q or Wickes at least once a day.

Alas they are more or less essential to me because I often don't know what I'm going to need till I'm on site.

Wickes is my favourite port of call, B&Q next (except on OAP Wednesdays) as we have one at each end of the towns. Homebase is a last resort with me because of the prices. Bought a small sheet of 12mm chipboard in there last week, twice the price of Wickes and terrible quality - crumbled as it was sawn.

Alas no Screwfix depot nearby.

Still, at least I'm earning an hourly rate whilst shopping for the customer.

Reply to
The Medway Handyman

We had a Wickes but it morphed into TK Maxx at some point. Focus is shutting down. There are a few little local places but they don't have a lot and aren't as keen with opening times. Saying that I ended up ordering my joining strips locally when B&Q didn't have them, if I need to go pick them up I may as well get them from somewhere nearer.

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R D S

Oh the ****ing kids!

Why do their parents let them mix up all the boxes of screws etc?

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R D S

I'm not going to try and defend my BnQ Warehouse that I work at. But I will give you a picture from the trenches. I work the night shift, 10pm till 7am, so I have to deal with stock replenishment. Oh and the ever wonderful local area managers and their bright ideas. We had our customer service desk taken out too, because it was felt that the staff should be on the shop floor mingling with the customers and not have to have the customers come to them. We had about 6 months ago, a new layout put in the paint section. This included a shiny new paint mixing desk and an entirely new look to the way the paints were laid out. This took three weeks to do. They had to come back and start again when they realized that they had mixed up

2005s plans with new plans. As a result, paint tins wouldn't fit on the shelf unless you laid them on their side and on some shelves they were expecting two dozen cans of paint in a space that would only take a dozen. We don't put the racking back together either, they have specialist contractors for the job which managed to spill most of the paint they were moving and we are left to put the paint back afterwards. Now a rant about customers. I don't get to meet any because of my hours. But I want to know why on earth do you people feel it is necessary to tear open boxes of tiles just to have a look at one of them when BnQ spend hundreds on perfectly adequate sample boards. Tiles is my department, so to speak and I think I spend half my night shift tidying up broken, torn boxes. Also having to round up the loose tiles and trying to figure out which boxes they belong in is a time consuming headache. If you want a sample tile to steal go to Topps Tiles, they'll happily give you what your looking for. Otherwise, buy a box, take it home, play with the light & shade and if you still don't like it then bring it back. It's what the returns policy is for. So if your wondering we hardly have anything stock it might be down to the fact we are so damm busy fixing damages and making the store look presentable is that we haven't had time to pull stuff out of bulk stock location to fill the shelves.

I think I've ranted enough for now, if I think of anything else I'll get back to you.

Oh and to top it all off our store is going under a massive refit with the entire layout of the store being turned on its head. Oh goody for the night crew.

Reply to
TrailRat

All the jobs I had in the past were aquired mainly because I had the ability to use my loaf.

"But I want to know why on earth do you people feel it is necessary to tear open boxes of tiles just to have a look at one of them when BnQ spend hundreds on perfectly adequate sample boards."

Have you never thought about putting a display out along the shelves informing customers not to tear the boxes open as there is a sample board on display for the tiles.

It ain't rocket science stacking shelves.

Reply to
George

And another notice "please do not crap in the display toilets as customer facilities are available"

Owain

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Owain

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