B&Q Rip Off Gas Bottle

[colinstone]

PPPPPP - Prior Planning Prevents P*** Poor Performance.

[Bob Eager]

a.k.a. "take the Viagra in plenty of time" ???

[nemo]

Using 'quotation marks' in that way, is a sign of paranoia, as is, the use of unnecessary commas! - either that, or you work for the BBC, writing stuff for their website and it's force of habit.

So, there!

If you're highlighting someone's written mistake, the correct method is to put (sic) after the word. It's shots for sicut, which means correct, in this context, indicated that you are quoting the other person's erroneous spelling accurately.

P. Dantic

[nemo]

Defending big business at all cost by means of spurious excuses and jargon, eh? - then trying to condition teh complainant not to complain by means of a whole heap of pretentious, patronising and twee coillons!

Must be one of these damned Freemason BOAZos!!

/\ / \ / I \ /_____\

Yes folks! It's the All Seeing 'I' - so watch it!! - invented by a Knight Templar called Sir Viellance!

Or seeing as it's gas we're talking about, praps The All-Smelling Nose might be more appropriate!

[Andy Hall]

When is it that the new primary school term begins?

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "nemo" saying something like:

Are you mad? I ask merely out of curiousity.